While ophthalmologist Dr Cliff Eastwood outlined risks and benefits to his proposed surgery, local man Des Hilton couldn’t help but be distracted by a sign hanging on Dr Eastwood’s consult room wall.
The quote read “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”
Marilyn Munroe
As Dr Eastwood went through pre-surgical protocols including necessary fasting, Mr Hilton became unnerved by the thought that his surgeon might be completely comfortable with failure and lack any self ownership around the impact of his behaviour or actions at all.
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Dr Eastwood finished by asking Mr Hilton if he had any questions about the surgery, however all Mr Hilton could picture was Dr Eastwood’s surgical gown being blown seductively upwards by a floor mounted exhaust fan nearly exposing his genitals mid-way through the upcoming surgery. An image Mr Hilton would later spend substantial time exploring with his therapist.
