A young optometrist has had most of the life sucked out of him after reading yet another Facebook post by one of those weird optometrists who’s into aberrations.
The man slipped into a coma earlier today. It is not clear whether his “do not resuscitate” order includes being bored to near death by aberrometry discussion.
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Update: the man has regained consciousness after someone shared a Cronea.com article on OD’s on Facebook about a comical penis shaped spectacle case.