In a press conference hosted outside Chuck E Cheese today, the nation’s children broke the news that they are completely aware that the stickers given out at the end of eye tests are totally worthless.
President of the Children’s Association Oscar Crane told reporters:
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“It’s time we Stood Up. we know those stickers cost pretty much nothing. you poke us and prod us, then give us that? it’s a bad deal”
Sticker manufacturers have responded by reminding health practitioners everywhere of the magic of stickers, and asked them not to be tricked into stopping the distribution of these seemingly worthless, yet magical devices.
Chief Glue Paster of StickCo stated “Just remember all those times you gave that kid a sticker and suddenly they were your best friend. What else do you think is going to work? Candy? Booze? Well, good luck without us you losers”
