Following a marathon morning session, and running 60 minutes behind schedule, local eye doctor Sienna Teeto cannot stop seeing juicy roast chickens instead of optic nerve heads each time she does fundoscopy.
So far today Dr Teeto has only ingested one cup of coffee and a random piece of cookie found behind the perimeter while desperately searching for any form of sustenance between patients.
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Dr Teeto’s scheduled lunch break has well and truly come and gone and given the only place to purchase lunch is in direct view of her waiting room, she will likely continue seeing patients with no lunch break for fear of being seen actually taking care of herself in front of waiting patients.
Update: Just as Dr Teeto’s inability to examine optic nerve heads without seeing succulent roasted poultry was reaching dangerous levels, a grateful 80 year old patient presented her with some home made coconut balls which Dr Teeto proceeded to gag on while stuffing into her mouth like a maniac.
