Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould

"What's that, some kind of clay you're working with there?"

In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould for a scleral contact lens.

“I had just started to take the impression, which requires a fair amount of concentration, when I felt a strange warmth fill the room. I looked up and there he was, glowing right at me” said Moore.

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Moore reported that Swayze’s presence in her consult room gave her the confidence to keep going with the difficult task, her first since attending an instructional workshop recently of which she was completely hungover during.

The patient who was having the mould taken for her scleral contact lens was unaware that Patrick Swayze’s ghost had appeared during her appointment.

Glenda Mae Brown has suffered keratoconus since the age of 17 and for her the moulded scleral contact lens has offered new hope. “Swayze was there? For real? No wonder they’re expensive”.

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