Las Vegas – USA. In what has become an annual must-see event, today saw the temperature heat up as the nation’s most sculpted optometrists hit the stage for this year’s Buff Bod Keynote.
Conference organiser Dr Arnold Ferrigno said that the Buff Bod Keynote has become the single biggest drawcard to the conference. “Firstly we have to thank Cronea.com for generously sponsoring our major session. Secondly, a huge thank you to their subsidiary Croneaceuticals for providing the litres of acetylcysteine we need to break down the thick ooze left on the stage after each event.
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The annual Buff Bod Keynote has not been without controversy. In 2008 Dr Alan Paulson was found to have illegally injected his pectorals with hyaluronic acid and in 2012 Dr Roy Mackenzie was accused to have deliberately ingested a large amount of pseudomonas in the days before the contest in order to shed any remaining body fat.
This year’s event was won by Dr Kelly Phillips of Vision Gainz California who attributed her peak physique to an appreciation for anatomy, a strict diet and having enough pent up anger each day from seeing patients to spend 3 hours in the gym after work each day.
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