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From Margaret’s passive aggressive phone manner to Dr Teeto’s useless boyfriend, our reporters are there on the ground in every single eye clinic on earth to document the happenings for future generations to judge and ridicule.

Unhappy Man Says Broken Glasses Are Barely Even 12 Years Old

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New Receptionist Is 100% Comfortable Giving Medical Advice

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Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To...

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Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....

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Patient Who Is Never Happy With Anything Just Keeps Coming Back Every Year

Federal Budget: All Australian Optometrists Will Receive A Voucher For A Brazilian Butt Lift

Optometrist Terrible At Remembering Names, Except The Hot Ones

Dave Ramsay Stumped By Optometrist Who Has Spent $800,000 On iCare Tonometer Probes

Man Says The Glasses He Bought Three Years Ago and Has Worn Every Day Since Were Never Any Good

Unhappy Man Says Broken Glasses Are Barely Even 12 Years Old

New Receptionist Is 100% Comfortable Giving Medical Advice

AOA and AAO Presidents Agree To Cage Fight At Vegas Octogon

Ophthalmologist Finally Gives Up Talking Shit About Optometrists

Sexual Tension Between Optician And Frame Rep Becoming Unbearable

Facebook Finally Quarantines Server Hosting Picture of Viral Conjunctivitis

Total Coincidence – Discount Laser Center Launches $1400 Lasik Special

Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould

Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case

Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses

Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins

New OCT Software Predicts Likelihood Patient Is Related To Nicolas Cage

Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression

Woman With Trump Shaped Choroidal Naevus Assures Eye Doctor She Really Is A Good Person

Hungry Eye Doctor Can’t Stop Seeing Roast Chickens Instead Of Optic Nerve Heads

Local Woman Hopes Colored Contacts Will Succeed Where Botox, Fillers and Implants Failed

F*ck It. Contact Lenses Now Available In Buffets.

British Contact Lens Association Opens Up Membership To Non-Contact Lenses

Gillette Releases Multifocal Contact Lens With 5 Zones And A Lubricating Strip

Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould

Study Finds Miyosmart and Stellest Achieve 70% Reduction In Orthok Industry

Professionals Who Spend All Day In Dim Rooms Say Children Should Spend More Time Outdoors

Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression

Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry

Velvet Dressed Hyperopic Man Is Willing To Help End Myopia Epidemic If You Ladies Are Up For That

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Unhappy Man Says Broken Glasses Are Barely Even 12 Years Old

New Receptionist Is 100% Comfortable Giving Medical Advice

Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To...

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