Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Contact Lens Industry Announces Uniform Move From Base Curve To Cup Size
In a heated and at times emotional meeting today, the Baseline Unit of Standards in Technology (BUST) group reached an agreement to officially change...
Company CEO Apologises For Whitening Strip and Fluorescein Strip Mixup
Stripco Pty Ltd has issued a company statement apologising for a recent mixup which saw its customers receive fluorescein strips instead of whitening strips.
Company...
1 in 2 Austrians Admit to Cleaning Their Contact Lenses In Almdudler
A new study has shockingly revealed that 1 in 2 Austrians admit to washing their contact lenses in the nation's favourite beverage - Almdudler....
Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses
A crow today finally met his match as he was unable to enjoy the deliciousness of a recently deceased man's vitreous on account of...
Man Buying Cage Eggs Remembers He Also Needs To Order More Contacts Online
The purchase of cage eggs today for some reason reminded a local man that he is also due to order more contact lenses online....
British Contact Lens Association Opens Up Membership To Non-Contact Lenses
In a bid to boost membership numbers, the highly esteemed British Contact Lens Association has decided to allow non-contact lenses to join.
Despite there...
Gillette Releases Multifocal Contact Lens With 5 Zones And A Lubricating Strip
"Sharp Vision At All Distances" is the slogan for Gillette's surprise new multifocal contact lens, which is the first ever to include 5 zones...
F*ck It. Contact Lenses Now Available In Buffets.
Seriously, why the f*ck not? I give up. Like if you agree.
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