A man well known for his raging libido and sleazy tendencies has been converted into a perfect gentleman after being prescribed beta blocker eye drops.
A known side of effect of beta blockers is loss of libido and for local sleaze Vinnie Boldash, this has been a positive change.
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Local ophthalmologist Dr Anu Visha told our reporters, “when I first met Mr Boldash he was quite a sleaze. It was clear that he was suffering from both ocular and testicular hypertension so I prescribed him a beta blocker and to my relief, it did the job on both fronts”.
Mr Boldash apologised to all of the optometrists and ophthalmologists he has hit on over the last decade and thanks to Dr Visha’s treatment, has promised to cease exposing himself on OD’s on Facebook.
