Chaotic scenes rocked Australian Vision Convention today as a crocodile attacked a keynote speaker during the conference’s plenary session.
Apparently the crocodile took exception to the speaker mentioning the “crocodile shagreen” corneal finding.
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The speaker, who valiantly continued whilst local delegates wrestled with the furious animal, was relatively unperturbed.
“Yeah, a terrible experience really. Are you talking about that arsehole who kept asking questions? Oh, you mean the croc? Nah, that happens every year mate.”
