Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways

The news has cast a shadow over the relationship

In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together.

Sources close to both parties suggest that the couple’s bond was never the same since a relatively traumatic bungee jumping incident which left their relationship strained.

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In a shocking twist which has sent the gossip train into overdrive, Retina was spotted tightly attached to his long term friend Vitreous at a recent event hosted by the Posterior Chamber of Commerce. Neither party were available to comment.

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