NBC has announced a hot new series premiering at 8:00pm EST this Friday, where viewers can amuse themselves at the crazy antics of dilated drivers and the hilarious havoc they cause on the road.
The series will show hysterically funny camera footage of the compromised driving abilities of dilated drivers, all set to comical music and sound effects.
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Producer Steven Clang first had the idea for the series after he drove home from a recent eye test while fully dilated and nearly, but quite comically, ended the lives of numerous innocent pedestrians.
Clang told our reporters “Look, we know that most people lie to their eye doctor when asked if they’ll be driving any time soon before being dilated, so we just thought to ourselves – wouldn’t it be funny if we followed these people and filmed their crazy and dangerous hijinks?”
“We ended up with heaps of hilarious footage, plus plenty of footage we’ll use in a spin-off series about the amazing life saving work performed by doctors at our local hospital emergency room”.
