A patient was delivered some bad news today as a local optometrist, who once ran nude through the university quadrangle, informed them that they had glaucoma.
“Unfortunately, I have to tell you that the scans indicate you have glaucoma” informed the man who is very lucky to have passed through university in a time before cell phone cameras.
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The patient was promptly referred to a local ophthalmologist, whose friends once sticky-taped naked to a telephone pole.
