Staff at Vision Gainz California have reported being thoroughly grossed out by the simmering sexual tension between optician Barbara, and a frame rep Damien.
“It’s disgusting” reported Dr Kelly Phillips, who owns the practice. “It’s like watching a nature documentary, I wish they’d just do it already”.
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The thrice divorced optician has had her eye on Damien, whose slacks and polo shirt drive her wild.
When asked by our reporters whether he was interested in making a move, Damien replied “We’ll see how sales are towards the end of the quarter. I know how to move a few extra units if you know what I’m saying”.
