A local ophthalmologist who is well known for hating optometrists celebrated 40 years of having a tiny penis today.
Dr Brandon Chad-Brandon is a third generation ophthalmologist and his favourite past times include posting photos of himself in scrubs, hitting on the daughters of patients and hating on optometrists.
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Dr Chad-Brandon survives exclusively on referrals from primary care physicians who mostly used to be friends with his father or grandfather. Despite this, Dr Chad-Brandon the 3rd seems to think he has earned every right to hate optometrists, as much as his father and grandfather did.
Following a raucous birthday drinking session with his former medical school buddies, Dr Chad-Brandon returned home to his lonely penthouse apartment to polish his tiny ophthalmoscope.
