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Theme Park Adds Non-Contact Tonometry To Roller Coaster To Increase Terror

The GanglionBuster-3000 is a terror of a ride

A local theme park has made the decision to add non-contact tonometry to their roller coaster ride in order to add terror plus have the business re-classified as an essential medical facility.

The ride, known now as the GanglionBuster-3000 has been praised by adrenaline junkies as being a thrilling experience which really plays into the horror of both rollercoasters and even worse, non-contact tonometry.

Glaucoma advocacy groups have welcomed the addition of the tonometers however have expressed concerns that riders will be asked to pay $19 for the result, or $49 for the deluxe family package which also includes a voucher for a plate of cheesy-fries.

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