“Haha, should have gone to Specsavers” is a phrase regarded as the height of comedy by a group of men who also think that Bintang singlets are the height of fashion.
This famous catch cry can be heard at any event where someone suffers misfortune in front of a group of bogans, irrespective of whether that person’s misfortune is serious or may actually require emergency professional assistance.
Anthropology experts have found a link between those mammals who find Specsavers ads hilarious, and a concurrent liking of wearing Bintang branded singlets. In the UK, these creatures paradoxically enjoy drinking Stella lager whereas in Australia, they often have southern cross tattoos on their pasty calf muscles.
