In what is bound to become the longest spectacle dispense in history, a local Utah man today has advised he’ll have to come back with his wives to choose a frame.
Being in a state which allows polygamy, the optician who served the man was acutely aware that this might happen and tried all of her best sales moves to get him to choose the frame himself with no luck.
“some guys think having multiple wives would be a dream but can you imagine going home with a new frame and being ridiculed by not one, but eight wives for my poor fashion choice? I can’t take that chance”
Fabian Montash, local polygamist and spectacle wearer
