An optometrist who is usually terrible at remembering names, somehow seems to have a real knack for remembering the names of the hot ones.
This phenomenon has been studied and the results will be shared in this year’s keynote lecture by Professor Sid Sweeney titled “How being a smokeshow can help you achieve better healthcare”.
When asked by our reporters why this was, Dr Chad Chadwick Junior told us “Hey, that’s not fair, I also remember the names of the real arseholes as well. It’s the in-betweeners that I struggle with”.
