Scientists today announced that they have detected a species of human who are most closely related to rock polishing Neanderthals – scleral lens practitioners.
“These primitive humans are strangely fascinated by shiny rocks of all shapes and sizes. It is not clear why they are so fascinated, and why they often sit around at what they call ‘conferences’ and grunt at each other”.
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