Perverts worldwide today are celebrating the launch of Facebook and Luxottica’s foray into filming people in situations where this is totally unnecessary.
With features including nearly-hidden cameras, dark lenses, and weirdly thick temples, the new glasses are sure to be on every pervert’s Christmas wishlist.
“This is a dream come true, now I can photo and video everything I inappropriately stare at. And I mean everything”. Local Man Vinnie Boldash, who used to wear Fit-over sunglasses but can now perv in something minimally more fashionable.
