In a press release today, Metallica announced they will soon commence their IOL Master Of Puppets Tour, as they make their way across the country to find a suitable ophthalmologist to remove their cataracts.
They will be joined by opening act Iron Maiden, if their son is available to drive them that day.
“End of passion play, crumbling away, i’m your source of self-destruction…….Oh sorry, Um, is it fzbde?.”
James Hetfield, trying the 666 line
