A local optical assistant today has had to undergo therapy to learn to walk again after sitting on the toilet on her phone for so long during work hours that she completely lost all blood supply to her legs.
Whilst patients at Vision Gainz California came and went today, there was no sign of the assistant who had the foresight of flagging some “stomach troubles”, prior to spending close to an hour reading Cronea articles and stalking her ex boyfriend on Instagram.
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The staff member has since filed a workplace compensation claim for the lack of a padded massaging toilet seat which she says is a basic human right.
