Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options

“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”

The profession of optometry is known for helping patients navigate through a series of terrible options in order to find an acceptable outcome, and the country has never needed their assistance more than in this year’s presidential election.

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“One is kind of a sickly yellow around the edges and the other one just doesn’t make much sense. Is there another option?”

Optometrists have reassured the concerned public that whilst both are bad options, it really doesn’t matter so just pick one because we’re well past the point where it matters anyway.

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