Patient Picks Wrong Time To Have an Angle Closure As Ophthalmologist Digs Into This...
There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the...
Pseudomonas Infects Cornea In Intricate Plan To Free Brother From Lab Petrie Dish
Determined to find a way to enter the lab where his brother is being held, a local pseudomonas bacterium today infected a cornea as...
Demodex and Staph Aureus Leaders Reach Historic Agreement On Lid Margin Territory Dispute
Brussels - Today marked an end to decades of agitation from both sides as Demodex and Staph Aureus leaders reached a historic agreement to...
Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Contact Lens Industry Announces Uniform Move From Base Curve To Cup Size
In a heated and at times emotional meeting today, the Baseline Unit of Standards in Technology (BUST) group reached an agreement to officially change...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Patient With Really Sore Eye Is Only Available To See You After His Pilates...
Manchester - England. In a case straight from a practice triage instructional video, the staff at Visions Etc Manchester immediately went into emergency red...
Company CEO Apologises For Whitening Strip and Fluorescein Strip Mixup
Stripco Pty Ltd has issued a company statement apologising for a recent mixup which saw its customers receive fluorescein strips instead of whitening strips.
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Facebook Finally Quarantines Server Hosting Picture of Viral Conjunctivitis
A sweaty and out of breath Mark Zuckerberg today held a media conference to advise that the company had finally located and quarantined the...
Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses
A crow today finally met his match as he was unable to enjoy the deliciousness of a recently deceased man's vitreous on account of...
