Joe Biden has immediately ordered a drone to strike his local optometry practice after seeing a strange balloon while having his eyes tested.
“Shoot it down folks. No need to investigate just do it. I have a bad feeling about this one.”
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8 minutes later a loud explosion was heard at Zeppelin Vision Delaware. There were no survivors.
