Authorities have asked the optometry profession to just dial the sexiness down a couple of notches please.
They have warned that current levels of sexiness are not sustainable and are concerned about a growing epidemic of patients faking symptoms just to have a chance to hit on these sexy professionals.
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“We’re asking eye doctors, specifically optometrists, not the other kind, to just take about 15% off the sexiness please. Our systems just cannot handle the current demand.”
Optometrists have told authorities that they can try, but honestly it just may not be possible.
