Corporate Group Launches New Range of 30 Day Disposable Optometrists

A global megachain of optometry practices has welcomed onboard a new range of 30 day disposable optometrists.

“Just like our patients, our company enjoys low cost with the convenience of being able replace every 30 days”.

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Despite being highly intelligent individuals, some of the optometrists in question were somehow surprised by this new announcement. “I guess after they sponsored every single event at university I just presumed they were the good guys. Well at least my 5 year degree will get me 30 days.”

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