Just when Dr Laura Barrot of Toronto Eye Experts thought that today couldn’t get any worse, a wayward bird has managed to defecate on her slit lamp just before she was about to take her 10am patient through.
The bird in question, which some employees thought was a Canadian Jay or possibly a Black Capped Chickadee, promptly flew out of the clinic straight past a full waiting room of patients, some of whom would prefer that their eye exam not involve avian faeces.
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Dr Barrot’s day started in the typical fashion involving being woken by her 2 year old son at 4am, her shower hot water supply failing, and her leaving her phone at home and as such being unable to tweet while urinating.
Determined to make sure that tomorrow goes more smoothly, Dr Barrot was last seen erecting a “No Birds’ sign to her practice front door.
