Washington DC. A long standing White House optometrist today was tasered, arrested and escorted out of the “people’s house” after peacefully recommending transitions.
Dr Evan Stone has worked as the in-house optometrist to the White House for three administrations and has always recommended photochromatic lenses to all of his Presidents. However, for some reason the mere mention of a leading brand name in photochromatic lenses today saw Dr Stone quickly cuffed, tasered and escorted out of the building and into a local dumpster.
Dr Stone told our reporters “I always knew that as some point my profession would let me down. Frankly there is so much upselling out there that to be honest, I can understand that some patients want to taser their optometrist for peacefully recommending yet another lens add-on. I can’t see any other reasonable explanation for what happened today.”
