The Catholic Church released a statement today advising they will now offer exorcisms for spectacles frames which miraculously manage to break themselves through no fault of the patient.
It has been known in the optometry industry for some time that a small percentage of frames somehow are prone to breaking themselves overnight and in their case, despite obvious signs of wearer abuse and neglect.
“If we are to trust what patients say, then the only possible explanation for a frame which somehow breaks whilst in its case….is that this is the work of the devil himself”
Cardinal Petro Safilo, Vatican Possessed-Spectacle Envoy
