A local ophthalmologist has today finally given up talking shit about optometrists, ending a 40 year career of criticism and projection based purely on his own superiority complex.
Dr Frank Ingram was nothing but consistent in his criticism of optometrists, despite himself being one of the worst eye surgeons amongst his peers, a somewhat common situation which is known to correlate with having a misplaced hatred for optometrists.
He is survived by 3 ex-wives and a Zeiss Stratus OCT.
