An optometrist, who is well known for asking boring questions that are purely intended to showcase his own knowledge and opinions, is really excited about Vision Expo.
Cronea has decided not to name the man, given that being talked about is actually what he is trying to achieve, but we all know who we’re talking about.
“I don’t know why they never ask me to lecture at these things” responded the unnamed man. “Probably intimidated by my own brilliance I suppose”.
The man was last seen getting visibly agitated at how much attention a child was getting at their own birthday party.
