A local eye doctor today diagnosed a patient with Woke Mind Viral Conjunctivitis.
The patient had a purulent discharge and grade two bulbar redness.
Dr Vincent Bling, who has followed Musk on Twitter for years, knew it was Woke Mind Viral Conjunctivitis straight away.
“Something in my head just kept saying ‘woke mind virus, woke mind virus’ over and over again. I also felt the urge to vote republican for the first time ever. I’m so glad I don’t have a mind virus telling me what to think”.
