A crow today finally met his match as he was unable to enjoy the deliciousness of a recently deceased man’s vitreous on account of his tough scleral contact lenses.
Following approximately 15 minutes of attempting to break through the strong silicone/acrylate shells, the crow finally gave up and flew to a different park in search of an easier way to get his morning vitreous.
The man’s dignity was shortly ended however, as a raven was seen flying in his direction carrying a DMV Scleral Lens remover.
Cronea wishes our readers and your delicious vitreous a Happy Halloween
