“Sharp Vision At All Distances” is the slogan for Gillette’s surprise new multifocal contact lens, which is the first ever to include 5 zones and a lubricating strip.
Other major contact lens suppliers have admitted to being caught off guard. President of the Contact Lens Manufacturers Cabal, Ms Janice Jessen told our reporters “We never saw this coming. I guess we were too distracted with finding ways to sell our lenses direct to patients with as little involvement from eye doctors as possible.”
“there’s just no way any of us can fit 6 zones in a lens. we’re screwed”
Janice Jessen, President of the Contact Lens Manufacturers Cabal
Patients have reported positive feedback with Gillette’s new lens. Local man Desly Chomp says “It’s so sharp and smooth. It’s how I like my lenses..and my cheese.”
