In news completely unrelated to the Biden Covid19 relief bill, a discount laser eye surgery chain has developed a sudden urge to promote $1400 Lasik specials.
It is believed that the $1400 figure is not in any way related to the fact that many Americans will be receiving this exact amount in government relief.
Dr Gary “Slippery” Seton told our reporters “Even though I only ever vote red, I welcome this relief package and I couldn’t be happier to offer my patients the chance to pass that relief check on, straight into my barely dexterous hands”.
