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  Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
  
  World
  
  Corporate Group Launches New Range of 30 Day Disposable Optometrists
  
  World
  
  Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
  
  $Optometrist Keeps Having That Weird Experience Where He Finds Himself Refracting Naked$
  World
  
  Optometrist Keeps Having That Weird Experience Where He Finds Himself Refracting Naked
  
  World
  
  Humble Profession Releases Their Annual *POWER* List
Workplace
- Workplace
  
  Unhappy Man Says Broken Glasses Are Barely Even 12 Years Old
  
  Workplace
  
  New Receptionist Is 100% Comfortable Giving Medical Advice
  
  Workplace
  
  AOA and AAO Presidents Agree To Cage Fight At Vegas Octogon
  
  Workplace
  
  Ophthalmologist Finally Gives Up Talking Shit About Optometrists
  
  Workplace
  
  Sexual Tension Between Optician And Frame Rep Becoming Unbearable
Anterior
- Anterior
  
  Facebook Finally Quarantines Server Hosting Picture of Viral Conjunctivitis
  
  Anterior
  
  Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
  
  Anterior
  
  Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case
  
  Anterior
  
  Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses
  
  Anterior
  
  Pseudomonas Infects Cornea In Intricate Plan To Free Brother From Lab Petrie Dish
Posterior
- Posterior
  
  Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins
  
  Posterior
  
  New OCT Software Predicts Likelihood Patient Is Related To Nicolas Cage
  
  Posterior
  
  Hungry Eye Doctor Can’t Stop Seeing Roast Chickens Instead Of Optic Nerve Heads
  
  Posterior
  
  Ophthalmologist and Patient Officially Run Out Of Small Talk After 60th Intravitreal Injection
  
  Posterior
  
  Optometrist With Freshly Styled Bouffant Probably Ain’t Doing Any B.I.O Today
Contact Lenses
- Contact Lenses
  
  Local Woman Hopes Colored Contacts Will Succeed Where Botox, Fillers and Implants Failed
  
  Contact Lenses
  
  F*ck It. Contact Lenses Now Available In Buffets.
  
  Anterior
  
  Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
  
  Anterior
  
  Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case
  
  Anterior
  
  Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses
Myopia
- Myopia
  
  Professionals Who Spend All Day In Dim Rooms Say Children Should Spend More Time Outdoors
  
  Myopia
  
  Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry
  
  Myopia
  
  Velvet Dressed Hyperopic Man Is Willing To Help End Myopia Epidemic If You Ladies Are Up For That
  
  Myopia
  
  Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways
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“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better” The profession of optometry is known...

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