Kabul airport has been inundated with suited contact lens company executives willing to rebrand their lenses for any soulless website, retailer or entity, including the Taliban.
One executive was heard saying “Hey, we just make them, it’s up to you to ensure they’re prescribed properly..haha”.
The Taliban has announced that even they don’t believe the contact lens companies when they say they’re getting a good deal.
“30% off? 30% off what?! The retail price is a dollar more than the wholesale. And why is Al Qaeda selling torics we don’t have? It’s very frustrating”. The Taliban.
