A local man today completely misunderstood the myopia control message his child’s optometrist was trying to make.
“Tim’s myopia continues to progress. In addition to the myopia control therapy he should really spend more time outdoors” said Dr Kathy Gilford.
Thinking he was doing the right thing, the man promptly took all three of his kids, aged 16, 12 and 8 to a local spray tanning studio.
It’s not clear why he also bought them each a box of Special K to sleep with.
