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Code Red: Hungover Optometrist Spots A Family Of Patients At Supermarket

A very hungover optometrist today panicked after spotting a whole family of patients at the supermarket while she was buying 3 litres of Gatorade.

The dehydrated eye doctor, who was still wearing last night’s clothes including short-shorts, immediately backtracked into a different aisle to avoid the awkward encounter.

“Phew, I think I missed them” said the foggy and probably still somewhat drunk clinician, before vomiting into the smallgoods fridge while picking up a packet of Molinari Spicy Hungarian Salami.

“Hey mummy, is that Doctor Taylor?” yelled an excited child before being quickly ushered away by his parents to avoid seeing the indignity of a grown professional lying on the supermarket floor while holding a packet of peas on her head.

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