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  Specsavers Ads Voted As Funny By Men Wearing Bintang Singlets
  
  World
  
  Vision Expo A Success After Almost No Optometrists Got So Drunk They Shat Their Bed
  
  World
  
  Optometry Franchisee Celebrates 10 Years of Living With His Parents
  
  World
  
  Sales Rep Disappointed No-One Has Ever Asked What He’d Be Willing To Do To Sell An OCT
  
  World
  
  Survey Finds 98% Of Optometrists Would Be Interested In Joining A Heist To Steal iCare Tonometer Probes
Workplace
- Workplace
  
  Unhappy Man Says Broken Glasses Are Barely Even 12 Years Old
  
  Workplace
  
  New Receptionist Is 100% Comfortable Giving Medical Advice
  
  Workplace
  
  AOA and AAO Presidents Agree To Cage Fight At Vegas Octogon
  
  Workplace
  
  Ophthalmologist Finally Gives Up Talking Shit About Optometrists
  
  Workplace
  
  Sexual Tension Between Optician And Frame Rep Becoming Unbearable
Anterior
- Anterior
  
  Facebook Finally Quarantines Server Hosting Picture of Viral Conjunctivitis
  
  Anterior
  
  Total Coincidence – Discount Laser Center Launches $1400 Lasik Special
  
  Anterior
  
  Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
  
  Anterior
  
  Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case
  
  Anterior
  
  Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses
Posterior
- Posterior
  
  Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins
  
  Posterior
  
  New OCT Software Predicts Likelihood Patient Is Related To Nicolas Cage
  
  Myopia
  
  Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression
  
  Posterior
  
  Woman With Trump Shaped Choroidal Naevus Assures Eye Doctor She Really Is A Good Person
  
  Posterior
  
  Hungry Eye Doctor Can’t Stop Seeing Roast Chickens Instead Of Optic Nerve Heads
Contact Lenses
- Contact Lenses
  
  Local Woman Hopes Colored Contacts Will Succeed Where Botox, Fillers and Implants Failed
  
  Contact Lenses
  
  F*ck It. Contact Lenses Now Available In Buffets.
  
  Contact Lenses
  
  British Contact Lens Association Opens Up Membership To Non-Contact Lenses
  
  Contact Lenses
  
  Gillette Releases Multifocal Contact Lens With 5 Zones And A Lubricating Strip
  
  Anterior
  
  Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
Myopia
- Myopia
  
  Study Finds Miyosmart and Stellest Achieve 70% Reduction In Orthok Industry
  
  Myopia
  
  Professionals Who Spend All Day In Dim Rooms Say Children Should Spend More Time Outdoors
  
  Myopia
  
  Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression
  
  Myopia
  
  Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry
  
  Myopia
  
  Velvet Dressed Hyperopic Man Is Willing To Help End Myopia Epidemic If You Ladies Are Up For That
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