Eyecare’s oldest bet has been officially decided – 66AD was way better than 2020.
In an embarrassing final insult to optometrists and ophthalmologists in the powerhouse imperial countries of the USA, Liberia and Myanmar, metric eye care providers have claimed victory in a bet nearly 2000 years in the making.
Not even the existence of Netflix, tobramycin and Cronea could have helped the year of 2020 from being anything less than an embarrassing dumpster fire.
The winners of the bet will receive 6 olives and a pomegranate.
