Chaotic scenes rocked Australian Vision Convention today as a crocodile attacked a keynote speaker during the conference’s plenary session.
Apparently the crocodile took exception to the speaker mentioning the “crocodile shagreen” corneal finding.
The speaker, who valiantly continued whilst local delegates wrestled with the furious animal, was relatively unperturbed.
“Yeah, a terrible experience really. Are you talking about that arsehole who kept asking questions? Oh, you mean the croc? Nah, that happens every year mate.”
