In myopia control news an entire profession who spends all day indoors, mostly in dim rooms, has urged children to play outside more.
The new guidelines advise that children who spend more time outdoors have a lower risk of developing progressive myopia. It is therefore recommended that children do the exact opposite of what the professionals who developed the guidelines themselves do each day.
In related news, a bat was recently seen hanging off a local optometrist’s phoropter arm.
