Retiring Optical Dispenser Sheds a Tear As He Licks a Patient’s Frame For The...
Ending a remarkable career in Optical Dispensing, today saw the final day on the tiny tools for Winston Turnbull.
Turnbull, 72, has spent his entire...
Peace Plan: U.N Air Drops Receptionists Into War-zone So Troops Have Someone To Take...
In an attempt to bring about peace in an increasingly bloody conflict, the United Nations today decided to air-drop thousands of receptionists into the...
“Could This Day Get Any Worse?” Thinks Ophthalmologist Just Before A Bird Shits On...
Just when Dr Laura Barrot of Toronto Eye Experts thought that today couldn't get any worse, a wayward bird has managed to defecate on...
5 Ways to Respond When a Patient’s Child Calls You Mummy
Let's face it, we've all been there and yet universities spend very little time preparing healthcare professionals for that inevitable moment when a patient's...
Vindictive Eye Doctor Insists On Talking Tough To Bacteria Before He Kills Them
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum".
Clinic HR managers are not quite sure how to handle...
Stand-off Intensifies As Optometrist Refuses To Give Kidnappers Their PD
In a developing situation an optometrist is still refusing to give his kidnappers their pupillary distance measurements despite being held against his will for...
After 40 Years, Retiring Ophthalmologist Still Remembered By Colleagues For His Epic Flatulence As...
As the speeches at Dr Frank Lowan's retirement party drew to a close today, it became apparent that despite 40 years of tireless service...
Ophthalmologist and Patient Officially Run Out Of Small Talk After 60th Intravitreal Injection
The silence was deafening in Consult Room 3 today, as a patient and doctor officially ran out of small talk after the patient's 60th...
Patient Who Arrived Late Just Needs To Take a Dump Real Quick
Staff at Brown's Eye Care today were completely unsurprised when their 4:00pm patient, who arrived at 4:10pm, asked on arrival whether there was a...
Patient Picks Wrong Time To Have an Angle Closure As Ophthalmologist Digs Into This...
There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the...
