In the midst of a global pandemic with a death toll in the hundreds of thousands, researchers today revealed that mandatory face masks may induce an acute swelling of the entitlements in some people.
Professor Just Chill The Fuck Out Man It’s Not Like We’re Asking You To Leave Your Family and Defend Europe, announced that careful video analysis has proven the link.
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The Professor said “We found that baseline level of sense of entitlement has been rising steadily in recent decades across the population, however our analysis has shown an acute exacerbation in the level of entitlement experienced by some patients when asked to wear a mask:
“We call it entitlementitis, and as yet there is no cure. we may just have to learn to live with it”
Our reporter on the ground, literally because he is two years old, was astonished by some of the behaviours he witnessed at a recent anti-mask protest and hopes that those affected by entitlementitis can recover from their affliction soon, as he would really like his grandmother to stay alive for a while longer.
