As this morning’s breakfast re-emerged from the stomach of Dr Nina Lopez, the young researcher could not help but feel honoured by the invitation to present to her peers in the next plenary session.
While the mixture of hotel buffet breakfast sausage and conference room Mentos vehemently made its way into the toilet bowl, Dr Lopez could barely contain her proudness that at such a young age, she would be the one on stage rather than in the audience.
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As Dr Lopez carefully wiped toilet paper on the very lips she would be using to share her research findings to a room full of her peers and academic idols, she couldn’t help but reflect on her journey to this point. A reflection cut short by a forcible ejection of the last of her stomach contents, mostly comprising of bircher muesli and for some reason corn.
