A heavily indebted optometrist today came to the realisation that frankly, he’d be willing to apply Intense Pulsed Light anything for $20.
Struggling to meet a multitude of equipment payments, local optometrist Kent Li has tried various practice-building promotions with no success and right now he would be willing to zap the hair off anything for the price of a large burrito meal.
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Li has tried in vain to find the 4 IPL, 6 wide field imaging and 8 OCT patients per week required to break even on his various leases. Now with no apparent traditional methods left to grow his patient numbers, and totally depleted of sperm to sell, Li has turned to desperate methods to put his equipment to use.
“Single vision readers plus Four perineum treatments for $99”
Kent Li, Optometrist.
“Legs, brows, arms, whatever. I’ll zap anything. You got a poodle who gets hot in summer? sure I’ll zap that as well. You got anything you need done? Please, anything. I’ve bought way too much equipment.”
Our interview was cut short as Li was seen running down the street towards a tour bus of Italian tourists who had just arrived at a nearby local shopping precinct.
