In what can only be described as a supernatural phenomenon, today Dr Sam Brody and his new wife/ongoing patient Libby Templeton, have forever been excused for their relationship which spanned 3 years and multiple consultation rooms.
Sam first met Libby after a very painful and fortuitous episode of iritis which drew Libby into his practice. Libby was looking for pain relief and love but never expected to receive both from the borderline unethical practitioner she was about to lay her red and photophobic eye on.
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Over the next 3 years Sam and Libby would often lie about how they met, including agreeing to tell people that they met when Sam bumped into Libby in a spice warehouse causing her to drop her saffron into Sam’s basket of turmeric and thus inadvertently creating the most delicious chicken spice rub either had ever tasted. Friends confirm that the story had far too much detail to ever be considered plausible.
Libby would go on to maintain a regular weekly Friday 8am “checkup” slot in Sam’s practice, which would sometimes also be used for eye testing.
Sam and Libby tied the knot today in front of 80 friends and family in a cute ceremony which will forever be remembered as the day their creepy tryst became a legitimately cute love story.
